I crack myself up!

I am currently sitting in the "best seat" of my house which I learned about from my dog, Jezabell. Everytime she's inside & I loose her - I know exactly where to find her. . .she's on the rug, in front of the couch, usually asleep. She's right. . .its the perfect spot - its right where the fan delievers a gentle breeze. . .however between 7:45a-11a, the stinkin sun shines though the window and makes it nearly impossible to see your computer screen. I've always been told that I was a creative child. . .so I went to work on my problem. . .

I first thought about going and buying curtains & hanging them. . .but that was too difficult (plus, what do I know about curtains. . .it would be like "decorating" my living room & then I would have to decide what the main color was to determine the appropriate accent color. . .thats what I have my interior designer friend Jamie for - but she's in China. . .ANYWAYS) - so I next tought about hanging a blanket from the binds. . .but even I think thats tacky. . .so what could provide shade for 3 hours during the day without me having to drill holes & was easily removalbe. . .the solution came to me. . .I am currently sitting in front of my couch with my umbrella. . .no, I'm not holding the dang thing - its propped on the couch, but the stinkin sun won't stay in the same place, so I have to keep moving it every 1.5 hours.

P.S. Dear Mr. Hot guy - scratch "radio" from your list and add "4 C batteries" - I think I fixed the radio with electrical tape.