"So you've had a bad day"

So I came to Sugar Browns this morning to get some reading done. . .and I'm in a bad mood - which has just made everything else so much worse. Here's what has happened:

• I had to call and leave a "power move" message to a repairman who thinks that he can take advantage of me (in the "you paid me but ha ha I'm not gonna finish the work" kind of way)
• My favorite pair of earphones are MIA - so therefore I'm currently wearing a pair that I have to shove all the way back to my tempanic membrane to get them to stay
• I had a fight with the ink cartridge on my stupid printer - and was defeated miserably.
• My internet at home is NOT working

So now I'm at Sugar Browns after an eventful morning and this is what happens:

• I ordered a Strawberry Dacquri. . .then when the new guy looks at me stupidly and says "uh. . .we don't serve those here" I argue with him and say "yes you have, I've had one before." The guy training him was - of course - the owner. . .who says "ummm. . .who exactly has served you a strawberry dacquri before?" Thankfully I glance up at the bord to find the item on the bord & realize that I mean a "strawberry smoothie"
• Two dudes next to me are having their Friday morning heart-to-heart & are being girls. . .well at least they are talking about girls. . .and at one point they decide that they need a girls opinion about something - so they jump up to find their target. . .and unfortunatley I'm the only female in the joint. . .even worse - dude #2 says "hey, aren't you in my freshman history class?" my reply "that depends. . .did you take freshman history in 1999?" Dude #1 "hey (dude #2) - I think we need to get this information from someone who can identify with us - you know, someone who isn't thirty."

Speaking of the big Three-OOOO - my eldest brother's 30th birthday is tomorrow. . .so Happy Birthday Leslie! Enjoy the big NOSE tissue box I got you!