Dear Law Students at CH

This is OUR coffee shop - that is OUR table & OUR plug. The whole "I'm in professional school and studying for this important test. . .look at me, look at me" - yeah, thats OURS too! Oh, and don't even pull that. . .I'm gonna study here for a few hours and not buy a drink till happy hour and then be a cheapscate and keep refilling it for free - because that is OURS too. I'm going to have to insist (in a passive aggressive way over BLOG) that you "move on". . .but if you MUST stay, then take a lesson from us med students and don't talk to your friends across the room outloud - use IM. . .plus that way you can make comments about your friends giving hot guys the "elevator eyes" - and no one is the wiser!

P.S. I will be seeing you again - you know those smoke breaks you take every hour. . .well in 20 years you'll be in my office with COPD or lung cancer. . .until then - peace out, find a new coffee shop & good luck on your bar exam!